SoftwareEngineerHusbandAndHisWife

A great conversation beetween Software Engineer Husband and his wife.

Husband: (Returning late from work) �Good Evening Sweet Heart, I�m now logged in.

Wife: Have you brought the my neckless ?

Husband: Bad command or file name.

Wife: But I told you in the morning

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found�

Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied�

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

Husband: Too many parameters�

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: You are useless.

Husband: It�s by Default.

Wife: What about your Salary?

Husband: File in use� Try after some time.

Wife: What is my value in the family.

Husband: Unknown Virus.